It looks like you're interested in buying some of our fine products. We prefer to use the slang term "prods". So you can take a look at our prods, but we don't want to prod you to do it! Remember, these prods are here for you. These games and fake sports are old time classics, the games that made your parents and grandparents strong. The games that made your country strong. The games that keep the world strong even today. So take a look, what can it hurt?
We have millions of prods, but we will just feature some of the most popular games and game accessories for you. Tons of telephone pitching, cow tipping, bicycle flipping fun!
Name
Description
Picture
Price
Dodgeball
This dodgeball is a timeless classic for a timeless game. It will keep your family in tip-top condition. Made of polyfoam rubber, it hits where it hurts.
$15.00
Throwing Cards
These throwing cards will have your friends running when they whiz by their heads taking a few hairs with them. This is a great card game for the family. Not allowed on planes though, unfortunately.
75.00
Extreme Sweater Knitting Kit
No, this game isn't just for the grandmas. This is hardcore action sweater knitting. With razor yarn and extremely delicate knitting needles. Whoever knits the best sweater first wins the game. Whoever loses has to wear it. The kit also comes with a book on how to crochet a pair of socks.
38.50
Great Golf
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. The old meaning. Now it is a game for everyone, even if it isn't a REAL sport. Hit a ball into a hole. That sound simple? It isn't always. Just enjoy yourself. It comes with a full set of golf clubs, a golf cart, 800 balls, and 1200 tees.
8472.25
Chess
A strategy game. Get ready to play with this carved marble chess board and delicately designed chess pieces. The King and Queen of both colors are made from the finest quality of 1oz scrap silver and gold.
500.00
Pinball
A game straight out of the good ol' arcade. Pinball could be called the sport of the 1970 gamer, but it is just a simple game. Get the ball to bounce off stuff. Unlike other ball games, you do not want to get this one anywhere near the hole.
128.00
Pool
Do you like swimming? Play Water Polo. This is pool, baby. A bar classic. Made of the best oak available in Plywood Park, Mexico, this game of epic proportions will have you and your buddies/ buddetes playing for hours on end. Just get all the balls of your color in the holes. Geometry at its finest.
421.00
Water Polo
We're still not quite sure what this is, but we sell it! Have fun poloing in the water in this high speed, action packed thriller game. Comes with in ground pool and polo shirt.
10,000.00
Typewriting
Have you ever typed on a keyboard? This is just like that, except you have to type against the clock. Oh and did we mention that these are typewriters from the 1870s, so you have to put about ten pounds of pressure on each key. This will definitely build up your finger strength. Antique.
3,028.21
Computer Smashing
Has your computer ever run so slow that you just wanted to smash it into oblivion? Now you can with this brand new CompSmash™ bat. Slow computer sold separately.
52.00
Cow Tipping
Have you ever wanted to tip a cow but don't have the farm or the time? With this virtual reality cow tipper, you can go into a 3d computer generated world and tip cows at your leisure. Comes in the form of ultra-sleek sunglasses that look like they're astronaut helmets.
500.00
Airhockey
With this brand new airhockey table and accessories, you can join the China Town Moneymakers Airhockey Team. Comes with table, two pucks, and two mallets.
850.00
Table Tennis
Table Tennis, commonly known as ping pong, is a family favorite. All that you have to do is hit a ball over a net until someone hits it back and you do this repeatedly just like in regular tennis. This tennis is different in that it utilizes the muscles that you would use in changing the channel on a television or in climbing Mount Everest. Great fun. Comes with a table, net, a hydraulic racket, a regular racket for a "friend" and twenty five lead balls. Enjoy!
350.00
Distance Spitting
Have you ever wanted to spit really far like your weird friends? Now you can with this fake mouth that spits up to 2 miles at speeds faster than sound. Sound fun? It is.
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